Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:52 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:02 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:10 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:12 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:46 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:20 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:51 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:54 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:24 pm

Glenn Schroeder · Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:51 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:24 pmimage.png

That reminds me of a story my father told me about one of his old running buddies. The guy came home in the wee hours of the night and tried to slip into bed without waking his wife. Unfortunately, he dropped a shoe, which woke her. She sat up, looked at the clock, and said "Willy, you're not just now getting home, are you?"

He replied "No, of course not. I'm getting up early to go to work."

And then there's one a former co-worker told me about a friend of his back, when he was grown but still living at home. His mother apparently didn't approve of drinking at all, and happened to be awake and in the kitchen one night when he came staggering in the house. She looked at him, shook her head, and said "Drunk again." He looked right at her, smiled real big, and said "Yeah mom, me too!!!"

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:47 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:35 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:47 am

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The smaller size cans have this:

Net contents 239 beans.
Because one more would be 240.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:48 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:52 am

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:53 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:48 amimage.png

A Michigan road crew?

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:03 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:11 pm

mike miller wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:53 am

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A Michigan road crew?

No, @mike miller, more likely this:

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:38 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:11 pm No, @mike miller, more likely this:

I was wondering how long that would take! You did not disappoint!

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:12 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:26 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:09 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:17 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:19 am

There's a story here...

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:20 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:28 am

zwei · Unread post by **zwei** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:36 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:28 amimage.png

It took me awhile to realize the bullet text is referring to the Coyote from Looney Tunes...

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:59 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:01 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:02 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:49 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:08 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:09 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:56 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:43 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:44 pm

Frederick_Law · Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:14 pm

Found my new job:

Watch porn all day.

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:14 pm Found my new job:
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Watch porn all day.

"...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there.

MJuric · Unread post by **MJuric** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:02 pm

mike miller wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm "...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there.

If indeed the left goes after porn it will be an interesting turning of the tables. The right has been pulling the "Political correctness" against porn for decades. From Potter Stewarts "I know it when I see it" right up to more modern day opposition to various sexual "identities" the right has been trying to put the kabosh on all sorts of legal sexual adult activities for decades.

the wording in the legislation is a bit non descript and disconcerting. Words like "Extreme pornography" and "Revenge Pornography" are now considered "Harms"....and while I have not read the entire article I would bet the words "Extreme" and "Revenge" are not very well defined and probably left to the earlier standard of "I know it when I see it".

... I should shut up now because I think this is clearly going off the rails toward some of the rules around here

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:10 pm

MJuric wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:02 pm ... I should shut up now because I think this is clearly going off the rails toward some of the rules around here

I have a response in my head.........but nah...........never mind.

I don't want to get kicked off all the platforms at once.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:18 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:19 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:03 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:08 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:32 pm

Sorry, I did not have this properly identified.

FIFY.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:52 pm

red or blu?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:46 am

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:57 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:19 amimage.png

Probably doesn't work any better at 350°

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:18 am

mike miller wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm "...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there.

And considering that there are some groups that consider evangelical Christians as a hate group, this could mean websites that are manned by them and support them may come under fire.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:50 am

dpihlaja wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:18 am And considering that there are some groups that consider evangelical Christians as a hate group, this could mean websites that are manned by them and support them may come under fire.

If I had told you 5 years ago that you'd be part of the counter culture I bet you wouldn't have believed me.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:24 am