Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:15 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:20 pm Sadly, this wasn't said as a joke. I think he has a future at DSS if he ever decides to leave McLaren.

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McLaren is the local hospice for this area. Maybe he's already dead.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:56 am

This is a spinoff of the company that fields the F1 racing team, among other things.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:19 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:20 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:22 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:43 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:20 am

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When you don't want to have to go outside to the electric fence for your thrills. . .

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:46 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:13 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:14 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:50 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:08 pm

We are a holy order, an ancient brotherhood of lepers. Unclean, unclean.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4f5d238e-2 ... af69e86a00

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:54 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:03 am

...With everything going on THIS is the best headline story ya got?

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:07 pm

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:43 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:14 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:17 am

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Wed Sep 08, 2021 1:34 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:08 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:40 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:42 pm

Looks good.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:58 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:10 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:03 am

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:48 pm

Don't recall if this has been shared before...

Little Known Fact, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series not to feature Sylvester Stallone.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:34 am

Jaylin Hochstetler · Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:13 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:01 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:40 pm

I can relate. . .

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:12 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:01 amimage.png

Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it?

Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:44 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:39 am

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:29 am

zxys001 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 am Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it?
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister.

Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:03 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:29 am Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.

..my humor perspective in this all so subtle human conflict is imagining the believer entering their twilight kumbaya intersection zone (red/green yellow (go fast!) while wanting to tear wings off of possible angels because, dammit, they're in my way and I'm late to an appointment (rage with an merica waving flag and gun rack)... yet, a message on a bumper reminding them to "honk"... brings them back a calm and common ground to reassess of their xmas love and fidelity for one another (hugs/kisses)?
..things that make you think,.... hmmmmm,... uhmm, yeah, sure, Jan.

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am

https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions

This is why I don't spend much time arguing with people on the internet.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:39 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions

This is why I don't spend much time arguing with people on the internet.

I disagree with you @Glenn Schroeder...Let's discuss it...

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:26 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:29 am

Problem solved...

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:27 pm

...don't look at your...

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:29 pm

.. can't be too safe.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:46 am

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:28 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:39 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:28 amimage.png

Reminds me of this:

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They have to put that it's food on the label?

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:17 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:37 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:46 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:08 pm

Problem solved

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:11 pm