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They did not specify important to the organism or important to the species.
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bnemec wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:47 am
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FIFY.

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DennisD wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 11:16 am FIFY.

There are 11 types of people in this world, those that can count in binary and those who cannot.
I don't get it. Who's the third group?
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bnemec wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:10 pm I don't get it. Who's the third group?
Uummmm . . . those who don't get the joke.
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bnemec wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:10 pm I don't get it. Who's the third group?
I was just wondering where the other nine are.
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mike miller wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:44 pm
I was just wondering where the other nine are.
Wait. Are you talking about genders?
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SPerman wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:35 pm Wait. Are you talking about genders?
BOOM!
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We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.
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SPerman wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:35 pm Wait. Are you talking about genders?
Of course not, silly. We all know the current count is 96.......97.......98........99........
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mike miller wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:12 am Of course not, silly. We all know the current count is 96.......97.......98........99........
110,0000.....110,0001.....110,0010......110,0011.......
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We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.
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I'm certain Scotty would be able to beam Jim Beam Jim under the table.

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SamSpade wrote: Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:47 am I'm certain Scotty would be able to beam Jim Beam Jim under the table.

How many checks could Chekov check off if Chekov could check off checks?
Well, the real Scotty beat the real Cap'n into space. . .
https://www.space.com/15810-scotty-ashe ... aunch.html
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bnemec wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:16 am 110,0000.....110,0001.....110,0010......110,0011.......
No, you're counting in binary. Don't you watch CNN? You need to count in sexadecimal 69996669999
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matt wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:06 am No, you're counting in binary. Don't you watch CNN? You need to count in sexadecimal 69996669999
What's CNN?
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mike miller wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:12 am What's CNN?
Edit: spelling error, whew!
Confused News Network? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Glenn Schroeder and @Rick McDonald, this is for you.
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DennisD wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:55 am @Glenn Schroeder and @Rick McDonald, this is for you.
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Dennis, I can do it in much less time....driving 85mph for 10 hours...
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mattpeneguy wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:46 pm Dennis, I can do it in much less time....driving 85mph for 10 hours...
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Really!? You would slow down to 85?
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DennisD wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:14 pm Really!? You would slow down to 85?
Only near the speed traps...
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For our friends across the pond. . .
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Moral. . . Read between the lines.
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Today's Dilbert.
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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.
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DennisD wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am Today's Dilbert.

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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.
He's been watching your posts. Through the security loophole in SWX 2021 SP4.1.

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DennisD wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am Today's Dilbert.

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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.
He's not an engineer. I believe his degree is in business or is economics related. I think he even has an MBA, but definitely no engineering degree...Though he nails engineers with his Dilbert comic pretty often.
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mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:32 am He's not an engineer. I believe his degree is in business or is economics related. I think he even has an MBA, but definitely no engineering degree...Though he nails engineers with his Dilbert comic pretty often.
You are correct. I just looked him up on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams

This is interesting, "Adams attributes his success to his idea of including his e-mail address in the panels, thus facilitating reader feedback and suggestions."

Hmmm, this makes me think of two points:
1. SolidWorks used to actively solicit our input. Now it seems they do not want to listen to what we have to say. There is a big difference between hearing and listening!
2. Perhaps someone here sent Scott Adams a suggestion for this particular episode, maybe based on their experiences with SWX of the last few years (ONE and TWO!). And no, it wasn't me!
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Them: So how's the migration to SW going?

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mike miller wrote: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:39 am New member that just signed up:

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There are days where I could use a refresher on the subjects covered there.
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