Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:42 am

Ömür Tokman · Wed Nov 03, 2021 3:57 am

hey @KaMei where do you find these interesting pictures...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:18 am

Hey @Ömür Tokman , that is a secret ...

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:20 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:56 am

(keeping with the 2022 cys carrot theme)

establ · Unread post by **establ** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:25 am

Here is a carrot I grew in my garden a few years ago.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:45 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:08 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:31 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am Today's Dilbert.

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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.

Ahem. . .

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Nov 08, 2021 1:45 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:10 am

Monday morning math lesson. . .

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 am

bnemec · Unread post by **bnemec** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:57 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 am 618101412a5ff_65g673hfcik71__700.jpg

seems like it would fly off while driving.

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 9:13 am

bnemec wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:57 am seems like it would fly off while driving.

Of course. Centrifugal force does an excellent job of cleaning, better than most men.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:10 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 am

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Ahem!! Where is the seat belt?!

Glenn Schroeder · Wed Nov 10, 2021 12:01 pm

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:17 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:14 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:30 am

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:18 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Nov 12, 2021 9:55 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:31 am

Glenn Schroeder · Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:16 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:59 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:21 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:59 am

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THIS

IS

GOLD!!

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 1:59 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:28 am

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am

No comment, lol

Jaylin Hochstetler · Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:47 am

jayar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am
No comment, lol

That is very well stated!

Jaylin Hochstetler · Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:50 am

I would say Dassault falls in the 3rd category.

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:21 am

Jaylin Hochstetler wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:50 am 2021-01-04 07_52_09-Window.png
I would say Dassault falls in the 3rd category.

I disagree. There should be a 4th category for those who don't seem to learn from mistakes, or acknowledge them and try to correct them.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:07 pm

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:21 am I disagree. There should be a 4th category for those who don't seem to learn from mistakes, or acknowledge them and try to correct them.

..or, during the alpha/beta process the lights seem a little dim?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:54 am

Glenn Schroeder · Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:11 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:16 am

jayar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am

No comment, lol

Excuse me! This does not belong in the Jokes thread! This isn't a joke at all!

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:08 am

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:45 am

FEAnalyst · Unread post by **FEAnalyst** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:18 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:45 am E9FeEp9WQAEXH8M.jpg

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:31 pm

jayar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am

No comment, lol

I felt it..

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:12 am

Ömür Tokman · Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:10 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:43 am

Monday math help. . .

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:51 pm

Don't forget this Christmas, when you are decorating your tree, that your Jeffrey Epstein ornament won't hang itself!

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:48 am

The only appropriate reaction to 3DSwym:

https://giphy.com/clips/justin-lol-laug ... FziYLt3WAT

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:31 am

I haven't seen this at our beaches. . .

. . . yet.

Tom G · Unread post by **Tom G** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:48 am

MS Minesweeper Ugly Christmas Sweater
(proceeds raise funds for a disability non-profit)

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:00 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:01 pm

There is a lot of truth in humor. . .

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:11 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:50 am