Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Frederick_Law · Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:28 am

I can't find the SWYM

Glenn Schroeder · Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:48 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:28 am I can't find the SWYM

It hasn't moved. Did you get lost?

Frederick_Law · Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:06 am

I think the SWYM got lost.
Or I got kicked out LOL

Hmmm maybe delete cache and cookies.

Glenn Schroeder · Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:48 pm

I sent a simple drawing to one of the engineers to review. Thirty minutes later I got this reply: "Thank you Glenn! Is there a reason Section A-A is tilted?"

My reply: "Yes."

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:13 am

establ · Unread post by **establ** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 4:42 pm

So true. I have a 1 year old.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Oct 13, 2022 6:06 pm

establ wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 4:42 pm So true. I have a 1 year old.

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No, this is false. We have a lab that's 4 1/2...Still a velociraptor...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:11 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:00 pm

This is why you don't have a fighter aircraft maintainer work on your stovetop...

Frederick_Law · Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:48 am

Add after burner and the stove can fly.
Now he'll need those titanium fly pans.

I was able to get blue/purple flame from charcoal grill .....

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:31 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:05 am

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:13 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 6:53 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:34 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:22 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:19 am

Great crew for a horror movie LOL
Let's do this next Halloween.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:40 pm

I was watching Sesame Street daily in 1976. I wish I could say I remember this episode.

Frederick_Law · Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:11 pm

It was so bad your brain is blocking the memory.
LOL

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:56 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 7:21 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 7:40 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:48 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 7:43 am

Frederick_Law · Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:18 am

Got this in Linkedin:

Sales for DS?

(Never mind teaching in Harvard

)

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 1:16 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:18 am Got this in Linkedin:
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Sales for DS?

(Never mind teaching in Harvard )

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Frederick_Law · Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:52 pm

As long as they keep the refund and un-subscript system broken, sale would be great.
Some customer even paid 2-3 times for the same thing

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:46 am

Glenn Schroeder · Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:33 am

I ran some errands after work yesterday, so I was a little late getting home. My beautiful wife of 34 years asked how my day had been. "It was terrible!" She looked concerned and asked why. "I wasn't with you."

She hasn't laughed that hard in quite a while.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:44 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:33 am I ran some errands after work yesterday, so I was a little late getting home. My beautiful wife of 34 years asked how my day had been. "It was terrible!" She looked concerned and asked why. "I wasn't with you."

She hasn't laughed that hard in quite a while.

And THAT'S how you stay married for a long time!

Bravo, Glenn!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:09 am

May be a little late for Thanksgiving, but could be useful for Christmas.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:10 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:56 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:10 amPi79RPs.jpeg

Reminded me of an almost terrible event,.. we have a large fan above our bed and when I deployed a clean folded sheet in quick waving motion.. I watched in slow motion horror at what I just did... but, somehow, I lucked out,.. the sheet slide off the blades at ~270 degs!?

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:49 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:32 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:54 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:32 am 20-637ddac6e617e__700.jpg

That's GOLDEN!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:12 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:54 amThat's GOLDEN!

The youngsters won't get it.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:25 am

I'm old and I don't get it.

Frederick_Law · Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:08 am

zxys001 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:56 am Reminded me of an almost terrible event,.. we have a large fan above our bed and when I deployed a clean folded sheet in quick waving motion.. I watched in slow motion horror at what I just did... but, somehow, I lucked out,.. the sheet slide off the blades at ~270 degs!?

Just sharpen the blades. So it'll cut through whatever you throw at it.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:36 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:25 am I'm old and I don't get it.

LMGTFY golden girls
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lmgtfy+golden ... 4-1&ia=web
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Girls

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SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:59 am

I knew the song, but didn't know (remember) that was the theme song.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:10 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 7:00 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:18 am

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:56 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:18 amimage.png

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OMG LOL That is so perfect. I'm showing this to my dad!!

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 1:17 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:18 amimage.png

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:47 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:11 am

In honor of my best friend, a HUGE Blues fan. . .

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:54 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:33 am