Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:08 pm

Round 2.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:03 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Dec 09, 2022 8:56 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:08 pm Round 2.

Put a sign: 20ft truck will stuck here.

They get into wrong park lot?
Try to U-turn?

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:28 am

Yes. They make a wrong turn and we are the first driveway. The sad part is we get deliveries every day and those truck drivers don't have a problem.

Frederick_Law · Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am

Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:06 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL

Make sure you give them @SPerman work address and indicate that the challenge must be performed there.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:48 pm

At a different place I used to work, tractor trailers that were backing in across the street from our building were always driving through our business' front yard. It was always muddy where they kept it tore up, so I planted a sharpened spike in the mud. I don't know if I got any tractor trailer tires, but the guy mowing the lawn was pissed.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:15 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:50 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:04 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:59 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:20 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:59 am7pT0Ubq.jpeg

Gentle touch?

Frederick_Law · Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:41 am

zxys001 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:20 am Gentle touch?

Depends on your answers.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:17 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:12 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:49 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:12 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:56 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:39 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am

Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:46 am

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:15 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.

Exactly!

Frederick_Law · Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:23 am

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:15 pmExactly!

The Force is strong in this one.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:33 am

You kids and your expanded universe.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:39 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.

Yes, until Disney took over and declared nearly everything "legend" ...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:33 am You kids and your expanded universe.

Thanks to corporate greed rather a shrinked universe ...

Frederick_Law · Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am

It's a Force vision went wrong.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am Thanks to corporate greed rather a shrinked universe ...

I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)

It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.

Frederick_Law · Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am

Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:38 am

J.J. Abrams ruined Star Trek. "Let's go back in time and we can throw away all of the old universe and start over."

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:05 pm

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)

It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.

Most of these shows are written by committee....and it isn't just Disney. Amazon screwed the pooch on LOTR and Wheel of Time.

Frederick_Law · Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:31 pm

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:38 am J.J. Abrams ruined Star Trek. "Let's go back in time and we can throw away all of the old universe and start over."

Yeap, same one on Disney Star Wars.
Never watch any JJ movies again.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:00 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.

Oh, but with The Mandalorian many good things have been stolen from the now "legend" books and now the writers are praised for their fantastic ideas ...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:04 am

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am

A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.

Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.

Frederick_Law · Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:25 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.

The most it was used was to cut open doors

Frederick_Law · Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:00 am Oh, but with The Mandalorian many good things have been stolen from the now "legend" books and now the writers are praised for their fantastic ideas ...

Baby Yoda wasn't mentioned in Legend.

The only good thing Disney did was put Leia in Princess list

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:24 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.

Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.

They have made the force so over powered in the last sequel trilogy. Even untrained/half trained imitates have more power than Luke/Vader/Yoda.

Snoke they could've done something interesting, but no, Rian Johnson was just like, "Let's shock everyone and kill him and leave the story no place to go because I'm an uber writer who knows best. Oh, and screw the fan base, I'm making my movie."

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:55 am

Vader has that level of power in Obi Wan, but never shows it in the original trilogy. Lifting people, yes. Lifting mountains, pulling space ships out of the sky, no.

Frederick_Law · Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am

Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.

They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:10 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 am Baby Yoda wasn't mentioned in Legend.

The only good thing Disney did was put Leia in Princess list

I didn't mention Grogu, just many things ... like the Mandalorian heritage etc. .

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:16 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:18 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.

They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors

It appears that we have to open a new topic "How Disney ruined good franchises"

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:05 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:18 am It appears that we have to open a new topic "How Disney ruined good franchises"

Done

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:19 am

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