Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:51 pm

zxys001 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm ..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know.

It is 2023. Do they really think having all astronauts of the same sex would prevent hanky panky.

Frederick_Law · Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:07 pm

Finger crossed .....

Glenn Schroeder · Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:32 pm

zxys001 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm ..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know.

Maybe it's pregnancies they're really concerned about avoiding?

Frederick_Law · Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm

Female still have chance for pregnancy.
Male is zero.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:24 pm

What kind of a jerk empoyer decides they need to control every second of your life for a year and a half?

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:46 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm Female still have chance for pregnancy.
Male is zero.

Well.......give them time.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:10 am

Glenn Schroeder · Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm Female still have chance for pregnancy.

Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:01 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.

If Jurassic Park has taught us anything......

Frederick_Law · Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:44 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.

Just need a portion of male .....
Sometime before take off.
Maybe smuggled onboard.
Chance is not 0.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:12 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:36 am

Frederick_Law · Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:50 am

We shot this one down last week already.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:52 am

We're they worried about pilots getting pregnant before the superbowl?

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:43 pm

Frederick_Law · Wed Feb 15, 2023 3:50 pm

Do they count for Ace?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:37 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:35 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:20 am

I watched ST Discovery.
I still don't if I'm Now me, Future me, 2000 years old me.
Or me from another universe, holo me, me in someone else body.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:06 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:48 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 7:28 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 1:54 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:59 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:57 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:15 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:57 amBV07mvl.png

Cigar trimmer?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:33 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Feb 27, 2023 5:42 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:10 am

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:38 am

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:25 am

Frederick_Law · Wed Mar 01, 2023 5:55 pm

Someone should ask ChatGPT how to fix Solidworks.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 7:10 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Mar 03, 2023 6:51 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:31 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:08 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Tue Mar 14, 2023 9:50 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:26 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:05 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:19 am

It can be both.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:05 am

Frederick_Law · Mon Mar 20, 2023 8:40 am

Ok that would be infinity battle between bad Chuck and good Chuck.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:51 am

Frederick_Law · Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:39 am

Mine didn't.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Wed Mar 22, 2023 12:15 pm

You're not pushing hard enough. You have to get both pedals all the way to the floor.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:23 am

FEAnalyst · Unread post by **FEAnalyst** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:02 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:51 am premium-dad-jokes-6412d1fb38974__700.jpg

But why is he pushing the brake and the clutch instead ?

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:23 am premium-dad-jokes-6412d61628a1f__700.jpg

But it's the opposite when it comes to car cloth ;-)

Frederick_Law · Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:48 am

FEAnalyst wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:02 am But why is he pushing the brake and the clutch instead ?

Right hand drive.
One on far right is parking brake

FEAnalyst · Unread post by **FEAnalyst** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:26 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:48 am Right hand drive.
One on far right is parking brake

Right, that would make sense. I'm not used to that configuration.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:33 am