Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Ömür Tokman · Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:51 am

*Please explain to me, how people can stand on buses while wearing a belt is mandatory in the car.

*People think that by pressing the elevator call button many times, it will come faster.

*I asked my mother, mother, am I adopted? My mother replied, "We wouldn't have chosen you if that was the case".

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:46 am

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Glenn Schroeder · Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am

Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?

Frederick_Law · Mon Apr 03, 2023 11:05 am

I have to give it to Eric.
Don't know how many times he had to bang his head on the desk or wall replying those post.

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Apr 03, 2023 11:50 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am
Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?

I'd say more "obfuscated"

Frederick_Law · Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:20 pm

Sophisticated Disruptive Complex Innovation Platform

Frederick_Law · Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:21 pm

Need more buzz words in Resume.

Glenn Schroeder · Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:55 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:20 pm Sophisticated Disruptive Complex Innovation Platform

I prefer a different four word phrase: Sophisticated Helpful Interface . . . and help me out with the last one. What's a good word that starts with T?

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:06 pm

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:55 pm I prefer a different four word phrase: Sophisticated Helpful Interface . . . and help me out with the last one. What's a good word that starts with T?

Technology?

Frederick_Law · Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:13 pm

Need longer name.
Add H - Holistic
O - Omnichannel
L - Leverage
And Y in front.
S - Synergy
H -
I - Impact, Incentivize
T - Touchpoint, Techlash

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:40 am

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zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:45 pm

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am image.png

Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?

probably a ignorant way to say "unnecessary complex" from a generation trying to reinvent a overly simplistic ui whilst forgetting about shared context?

Frederick_Law · Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:56 pm

zxys001 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:45 pm probably a ignorant way to say "unnecessary complex" from a generation trying to reinvent a overly simplistic ui whilst forgetting about shared context?

I guess I can put this here:

So "Lock access to uninstall apps for all members" was on by default?
Was other new "Lock access to

* for all members" was on by default?
In SW and 3DEX?

Next time you got lock out, you got new feature

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:42 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 4:20 pm

It's all in how you ask the question.

Humans still have hope against AI.

For now.

This message brought to you by Skynet (as far as you know).

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:33 am

Frederick_Law · Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:28 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 4:20 pm It's all in how you ask the question.

image.png

Humans still have hope against AI.

For now.

This message brought to you by Skynet (as far as you know).

Thanks for the links .....

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 1:42 am

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FEAnalyst · Unread post by **FEAnalyst** » Mon May 08, 2023 4:13 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 9:45 ameprAF8Y.jpeg

What about the Canadian potatoes in Bohemian Rhapsody style ?

It's from a cartoon ;-)

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue May 09, 2023 2:03 am

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Frederick_Law · Fri May 19, 2023 11:36 am

Employee: I can do 2 people's job and save company money.

Fact, he does everything twice.

Just happened this morning.

Glenn Schroeder · Fri May 19, 2023 11:49 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 11:36 am Employee: I can do 2 people's job and save company money.

Fact, he does everything twice.

Just happened this morning.

So did you do the project in Solidworks first, and then Inventor, or the other way around?

Frederick_Law · Fri May 19, 2023 1:06 pm

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 11:49 am So did you do the project in Solidworks first, and then Inventor, or the other way around?

No, that's the welder.
He did welded it wrong and need to rework it.
And still tell me he still make money for the company.
Some people.

Need to do it twice in Solidworks.
Only once in Inventor.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 19, 2023 4:31 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 1:06 pm No, that's the welder.
He did welded it wrong and need to rework it.
And still tell me he still make money for the company.
Some people.

Need to do it twice in Solidworks.
Only once in Inventor.

Depends what your interpretation of wrong is...Those drawings you gave him were just a suggestion...

Ömür Tokman · Mon May 22, 2023 11:01 am

Hey John Stoltzfus,
Happy birthday

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KaMei wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:05 am D7-QHujWwAYM8So.jpg

I had an old co-worker of mine who, previously, had worked for GM as a designer. Then, one day, left the job and took another job in Northern Michigan (where he was my co-worker)

After 6 months of still receiving his paycheck from GM while not even showing up, he went back in to get a coat that he realized he had left behind (his key card still worked). His old supervisor stopped him in the hall and congratulated him on doing a great job. He shook his hand and, grabbed the coat and left. Needless to say, he stopped receiving paychecks from GM about 2 weeks later.

its a funny story, but it did tell me all about his character.

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Jun 06, 2023 8:21 am

Good News!

It's 2023 and SW is getting Clippy!

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:36 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 11:18 am

From the Kim Komando newsletter today:

I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a vet, so I drive like an animal.”
I then realized how many proctologists must be on the road.

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Ömür Tokman · Sat Jun 10, 2023 4:11 am

Now I understand better why today's men desire gender equality so much.

Ömür Tokman · Sat Jun 10, 2023 4:21 am

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