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KaMei wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 3:40 amHZ8BKux.jpeg
Ummm. Holy crap what is that? And is it Photoshopped (I hope so)?
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Too many legs.
A spider eating a snake?
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DanPihlaja wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 8:48 am Ummm. Holy crap what is that? And is it Photoshopped (I hope so)?
All joking aside.
Call this guy to kill it.
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It does kind of look like a face hugger.
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You got that on Facebook too?
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KaMei wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:08 ameeu6y33.jpeg

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Today's forcast, cloudy with thunderstorm:
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Frederick_Law wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:13 am Today's forcast, cloudy with thunderstorm:
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KaMei wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 2:41 am5tQCEyG.jpeg
Or when I am wearing my favorite shirt and comes with a horrible tearing sound.
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With the amount of minerals I need, I'll just eat the Periodic Table.
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Found this in Inventor forum:
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It should be in SW forum.
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Frederick_Law wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 12:25 pm Found this in Inventor forum:
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It should be in SW forum.
Why are you posting that here? Shouldn't you be cross posting material like that over at 3DXP?
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Just in case some of us get separated, wanted to share something - a parting of ways gift. UU
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No, by rock only.
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This is so correct and so wrong.
Forwarding to China.
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I'm looking forward to that. We had an exceptionally dry summer, so mosquitos hadn't been a problem for a couple months, but it started raining about two weeks ago, and the mosquitos are back.
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I had so many mosquitos bites once and either they don't like me or I'm immune now.
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Frederick_Law wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 10:18 am I had so many mosquitos bites once and either they don't like me or I'm immune now.
They definitely like some people's body chemistry, or something, more than others.
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