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I think Matt's AI is making sure we post "clean" jokes. ;;
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You got dirty milk?
Or dirty cheese?
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I can't wait for the Disney - Paramount merger.
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Happy Friday the 13th!
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SPerman wrote: Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:14 am I can't wait for the Disney - Paramount merger.
The toy market may never be the same.
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SPerman wrote: Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:14 am I can't wait for the Disney - Paramount merger.
Prince Maverick and Princess Charlie.
Prince Ethan Hunt and Princess Ilsa Faust.
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jcapriotti wrote: Fri Oct 13, 2023 12:22 pm The toy market may never be the same.
Just think about the multiverse cross overs ~~~~

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Can't leave the girls toys out....
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Sounds like this will kill everything I'm watching.
I'll have more time for video games.
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He was on a schedule crunch and didn't have time to wait for someone to unload.
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KaMei wrote: Fri Nov 03, 2023 2:31 amAOSLida.jpeg
Not that tight.
"On the days when I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days."

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Glenn Schroeder wrote: Fri Nov 03, 2023 8:53 am Not that tight.
Good to know for next time. Thanks!
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Or hacker was working on your computer.
Notice you notice something wrong and stopped.
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Winner can eat it?
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I need to send this one to my wife.
"On the days when I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days."

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