Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:34 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:22 am

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zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:26 am

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:32 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:57 am

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am

Boeing has fixed the problem.
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Frederick_Law · Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:27 am

Impossible, only Canadian can do do that.

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Thu Jan 11, 2024 2:06 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
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What I want to know is where can I get a roll of duct tape like that.

Tera · Unread post by **Tera** » Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:44 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:08 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
image.png [/quote] Dennis, That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine: [attachment=0]image.png

Dennis,
That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine:

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:06 am

Just need Certified tapes.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:03 am

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zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:07 am

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:04 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 26, 2024 11:53 am

New screening question when you get on the plane:
Are you mechanic?
Yes.
We'll move you to windows seat.
Great!
And here is you toolbox.
For what?
Fix the hidden door when it get lose.
.....

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:40 pm

All joking aside, from what we are learning about this incident (on the heels of the software fatalities) makes me think they are lucky they haven't had even more catastrophies.

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 26, 2024 2:31 pm

And proof that an iPhone survived the drop.

So why does the phone break falling off the table?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:12 am

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Frederick_Law · Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:39 am

If you reply, you lost.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 am

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Frederick_Law · Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:32 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 amsY6MrKv.jpeg

Sometime the beast found a full meal .....

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:57 am

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Frederick_Law · Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:35 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 amsY6MrKv.jpeg

Just ate hundreds poppy seed.
I'll do a count tomorrow morning.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:41 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:28 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:52 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:36 am

So many good ones! https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-sid ... llows-quot

but... viking helmet design got me

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:49 am

Frederick_Law · Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:49 pm

Wow he got some Wonka chocolate.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Feb 13, 2024 1:30 am

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Frederick_Law · Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:06 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:43 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:30 am

Glenn Schroeder · Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:47 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:30 amimage.png

I can remember cassettes doing that, back when I had a cassette player in my truck. If you were careful you could wind it back up using a pencil.