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Frederick_Law wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 1:08 pm Setting up group buy.
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I would, but they don't have big rips and holes in them. That's the only kind I buy.
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I can rip some holes in it before send it to you.

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Hey guys,
Has anyone been in touch with Tony Tieuli and Roasted By John lately? It's been a while, I was wondering how they're doing.
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Ömür Tokman wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 10:01 am Hey guys,
Has anyone been in touch with Tony Tieuli and Roasted By John lately? It's been a while, I was wondering how they're doing.
I spoke with John a couple weeks ago. He's doing good and staying pretty busy with the pig roasting business.
If you want to catch up with him, I think he's more active on Linked In. So, maybe send him a message over there? I'm sure he'd be thrilled to hear from you!
I'm not sure about Tony. I don't know what or when I last heard anything from or about him. He doesn't seem to be posting here anymore, either. He's on Linked In, too. So you could try messaging him over there.
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Thanks for the reply Matt,
Yes I reached out to John on LinkedIn, but I couldn't reach Tony on Linked, personal email, or company email.
I hope someone reaches out, it's been a long time, I was just wondering.
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