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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:14 am
that is "Foal"
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:23 pm
DAY 403 OF HAND SANITIZER USE.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:25 pm
That's the look on someone's face when they see Chuck Norris
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Tony Tieuli wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:46 amSomething has to be done about post's like this! I'm highly insulted!
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Tony Tieuli wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:46 amSomething has to be done about post's like this! I'm highly insulted!
I second that... I feel like I need to fill out one of those reports.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:51 pm
"posts". No apostrophe.Tony Tieuli wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:46 amSomething has to be done about post's like this! I'm highly insulted!
Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:53 pm
You know I wondered about that while typing it. Thanks Grammar Nazi!mike miller wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:51 pm"posts". No apostrophe.Tony Tieuli wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:46 amSomething has to be done about post's like this! I'm highly insulted!
Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:47 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:43 pm
Earlier today I mentioned that I need one of these.....
www.adapt-laser.com
Well here is the email I just received -
Hello John,
Thank you for your interest in our technology.
Even if I think it would work, I think the initial investment in the technology would not justify the use for this application.
To clean heavily contaminated grills, you probably would need a mid to high power system in the range of 500-1000W.
The price for a system like that is between $325,000 and $450,000.
You also need to create a safe work area around the equipment to protect anyone else against damage from the laser light. Laser protection curtains and a fume extraction system are needed to complete the system.
I have attached some brochures that will give you an idea of power requirements, size etc.
If you want to look further into this, I am more than happy to assist.
OOOOO MY !!!!
www.adapt-laser.com
Well here is the email I just received -
Hello John,
Thank you for your interest in our technology.
Even if I think it would work, I think the initial investment in the technology would not justify the use for this application.
To clean heavily contaminated grills, you probably would need a mid to high power system in the range of 500-1000W.
The price for a system like that is between $325,000 and $450,000.
You also need to create a safe work area around the equipment to protect anyone else against damage from the laser light. Laser protection curtains and a fume extraction system are needed to complete the system.
I have attached some brochures that will give you an idea of power requirements, size etc.
If you want to look further into this, I am more than happy to assist.
OOOOO MY !!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:02 pm
@Roasted By John Hey, its the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor way to do projects..........go big or go home.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:11 pm
If you don't wanna run with the BIG DOGS stay on the porchjcapriotti wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:02 pm @Roasted By John Hey, its the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor way to do projects..........go big or go home.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:17 pm
Hey guys,
This isn't relevant to this thread, but since it was brought up here:
I think Ryan deserves a pat on the back for going through what he did and how he handled it.
https://r1132100503382-eu1-3dswym.3dexp ... wJc-Z0ls3w
This isn't relevant to this thread, but since it was brought up here:
I think Ryan deserves a pat on the back for going through what he did and how he handled it.
https://r1132100503382-eu1-3dswym.3dexp ... wJc-Z0ls3w
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:39 pm
You should get two, so if one breaks you have a backup.Roasted By John wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:43 pm Earlier today I mentioned that I need one of these.....
www.adapt-laser.com
Well here is the email I just received -
Hello John,
Thank you for your interest in our technology.
Even if I think it would work, I think the initial investment in the technology would not justify the use for this application.
To clean heavily contaminated grills, you probably would need a mid to high power system in the range of 500-1000W.
The price for a system like that is between $325,000 and $450,000.
You also need to create a safe work area around the equipment to protect anyone else against damage from the laser light. Laser protection curtains and a fume extraction system are needed to complete the system.
I have attached some brochures that will give you an idea of power requirements, size etc.
If you want to look further into this, I am more than happy to assist.
OOOOO MY !!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:11 am
Looks like John has been mining The Fishwrapper.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:31 am
Working for the highway dept. means I'm qualified to say this fix looks good:
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 am
Matt,mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:31 am Working for the highway dept. means I'm qualified to say this fix looks good:
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We occasionally have to hit a test installation more than once in the same area. In the past we've removed all the broken and cracked concrete and poured fresh. Do you think this method would work instead? It would certainly save a lot of money, and we always have plenty of duct tape on hand.
Glenn
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:54 am
Yeah, the wasteful engineers up here tend to want to break up concrete and pour in new concrete tying into the rebar...But, clearly duct tape works perfectly fine, pictures don't lie, right?Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 amMatt,mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:31 am Working for the highway dept. means I'm qualified to say this fix looks good:
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We occasionally have to hit a test installation more than once in the same area. In the past we've removed all the broken and cracked concrete and poured fresh. Do you think this method would work instead? It would certainly save a lot of money, and we always have plenty of duct tape on hand.
Glenn
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:59 am
Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 am [We occasionally have to hit a test installation more than once in the same area. In the past we've removed all the broken and cracked concrete and poured fresh. Do you think this method would work instead? It would certainly save a lot of money, and we always have plenty of duct tape on hand.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:49 pm
I sent that picture around to some of the people I work with. One of the young engineers asked if that was gorilla tape. I replied "No. Gorilla tape is only for use with high strength concrete."mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:54 amYeah, the wasteful engineers up here tend to want to break up concrete and pour in new concrete tying into the rebar...But, clearly duct tape works perfectly fine, pictures don't lie, right?Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 amMatt,mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:31 am Working for the highway dept. means I'm qualified to say this fix looks good:
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We occasionally have to hit a test installation more than once in the same area. In the past we've removed all the broken and cracked concrete and poured fresh. Do you think this method would work instead? It would certainly save a lot of money, and we always have plenty of duct tape on hand.
Glenn
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:19 pm
True! High strength duct tape goes with high strength concrete....Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:49 pmI sent that picture around to some of the people I work with. One of the young engineers asked if that was gorilla tape. I replied "No. Gorilla tape is only for use with high strength concrete."mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:54 amYeah, the wasteful engineers up here tend to want to break up concrete and pour in new concrete tying into the rebar...But, clearly duct tape works perfectly fine, pictures don't lie, right?Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 am
Matt,
We occasionally have to hit a test installation more than once in the same area. In the past we've removed all the broken and cracked concrete and poured fresh. Do you think this method would work instead? It would certainly save a lot of money, and we always have plenty of duct tape on hand.
Glenn
Just like you'd use this type of tape on aircrete:
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:22 pm
@matt , I think the "sarc" function may be broken. 
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:26 pm
Since we're discussing fixing things...
Pulled this off of one of our bridges:
Since the crack is only halfway through we figured it's halfway through its design life. So we should be able to get another 30 or 40 years out of it, if we reinstall it, right?
Pulled this off of one of our bridges:
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:38 pm
Ahhh....never mind. Sarc is working again.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:41 pm
I believe it works just fine when applied according to the directions (or at all).
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:47 pm
A little JB Weld should fix that right upmattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:26 pm Since we're discussing fixing things...
Pulled this off of one of our bridges:
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Since the crack is only halfway through we figured it's halfway through its design life. So we should be able to get another 30 or 40 years out of it, if we reinstall it, right?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:23 pm
And since the OD is now larger, the bolt should be stronger than before! Brilliant!jcapriotti wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:47 pmA little JB Weld should fix that right upmattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:26 pm Since we're discussing fixing things...
Pulled this off of one of our bridges:
image.png
Since the crack is only halfway through we figured it's halfway through its design life. So we should be able to get another 30 or 40 years out of it, if we reinstall it, right?
image.png
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:17 pm
You forgot the bleach, the rubber gloves and a hatchet
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