I got an email from one of the engineers here yesterday about making a modification to one of his projects. It has some 3/16" thick steel plate. He decided that was thicker than necessary, and wondered about the availability of 2/16" plate.
I just changed the model and drawing to 1/8" and sent it to him to review, but I wish I had responded with "I don't think we can get 2/16" plate. Can we use 1/8" instead?"
He's a good guy, and this was out of character for him, but I couldn't help but be amused.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:32 am
by Frederick_Law
It should be 8/64
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:37 am
by Jaylin Hochstetler
no, 4368/34944
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:41 am
by Frederick_Law
3mm?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:42 am
by Frederick_Law
KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:26 am
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Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:04 pm
Someone having a really bad day:
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I reported as Abuse
That seems like an extreme response. When I first saw it I assumed there had been other replies and the OP had said something to precipitate that reaction, but that doesn't seem to be the case.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:27 pm
by Frederick_Law
I think he just sign up to complain.
Got a second post. Not as "graphic"
And I kinda let Eric know.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:30 pm
by Frederick_Law
First post is gone. Not bad.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:23 pm
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:38 pm
by SPerman
If he lined them up short to long (instead of long to long and short to short) he wouldn't have the vans hanging out in the street. His OCD needs a little fine tuning.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm
by DennisD
SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:38 pm
If he lined them up short to long (instead of long to long and short to short) he wouldn't have the vans hanging out in the street. His OCD needs a little fine tuning.
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I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 am
by mattpeneguy
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:04 pm
Someone having a really bad day:
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I reported as Abuse
Well the response checks two of the three boxes. It was concise, provided clear direction of what to do, but the advice given probably won't solve the problem.
@DennisD,
Jokes are funny, that's just sad...It is "the dark pit of despair and frustration", afterall.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:12 am
by Frederick_Law
DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm
I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.
I need everything perfect.
They can be 100% correct.
Or 100% wrong.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:32 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:33 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:50 am
by SPerman
DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm
I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.
Whatever I have, it has been as much of a blessing as a curse.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 3:53 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:33 am
by DennisD
Ahhh, so now we know the company Dilbert works for.
I don't see what's funny about that...It appears to be a well kept secret if only 7 people know about it.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:51 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:13 am
by DennisD
Hurricane preparedness.
Trampoline is secure.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:39 pm
by Frederick_Law
"Honey, they dropped off your boat"
Hope Ian won't get any stronger.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm
by SPerman
This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)
Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:36 pm
by VicFrauenfeld
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm
This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)
Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.
All I can say is...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:59 pm
by jcapriotti
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm
This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed.
I needed that and the Benny Hill theme fit perfectly.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:22 pm
by SPerman
We had to explain to one of the younger guys what that music was.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:06 pm
by Frederick_Law
Truck driving school?
You got ice on the ground?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:36 am
by Glenn Schroeder
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm
This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)
Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.