Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:28 am
I can't find the SWYM
It hasn't moved. Did you get lost?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:48 am
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:06 am
I think the SWYM got lost.
Or I got kicked out LOL
Hmmm maybe delete cache and cookies.
Or I got kicked out LOL
Hmmm maybe delete cache and cookies.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:48 pm
I sent a simple drawing to one of the engineers to review. Thirty minutes later I got this reply: "Thank you Glenn! Is there a reason Section A-A is tilted?"
My reply: "Yes."
My reply: "Yes."
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 4:42 pm
So true. I have a 1 year old.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:00 pm
This is why you don't have a fighter aircraft maintainer work on your stovetop...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:48 am
Add after burner and the stove can fly.
Now he'll need those titanium fly pans.
I was able to get blue/purple flame from charcoal grill .....
Now he'll need those titanium fly pans.
I was able to get blue/purple flame from charcoal grill .....
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:19 am
Great crew for a horror movie LOL
Let's do this next Halloween.
Let's do this next Halloween.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:40 pm
I was watching Sesame Street daily in 1976. I wish I could say I remember this episode.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:11 pm
It was so bad your brain is blocking the memory.
LOL
LOL
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:18 am
Got this in Linkedin:
Sales for DS?
(Never mind teaching in Harvard
)
(Never mind teaching in Harvard
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 1:16 pm
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:18 am Got this in Linkedin:
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Sales for DS?
(Never mind teaching in Harvard
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:52 pm
As long as they keep the refund and un-subscript system broken, sale would be great.
Some customer even paid 2-3 times for the same thing
Some customer even paid 2-3 times for the same thing
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:46 am
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:33 am
I ran some errands after work yesterday, so I was a little late getting home. My beautiful wife of 34 years asked how my day had been. "It was terrible!" She looked concerned and asked why. "I wasn't with you."
She hasn't laughed that hard in quite a while.
She hasn't laughed that hard in quite a while.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:44 am
And THAT'S how you stay married for a long time!Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:33 am I ran some errands after work yesterday, so I was a little late getting home. My beautiful wife of 34 years asked how my day had been. "It was terrible!" She looked concerned and asked why. "I wasn't with you."
She hasn't laughed that hard in quite a while.
Bravo, Glenn!
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:09 am
May be a little late for Thanksgiving, but could be useful for Christmas.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:56 am
Reminded me of an almost terrible event,.. we have a large fan above our bed and when I deployed a clean folded sheet in quick waving motion.. I watched in slow motion horror at what I just did... but, somehow, I lucked out,.. the sheet slide off the blades at ~270 degs!?
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:25 am
I'm old and I don't get it.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:08 am
Just sharpen the blades. So it'll cut through whatever you throw at it.zxys001 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:56 am Reminded me of an almost terrible event,.. we have a large fan above our bed and when I deployed a clean folded sheet in quick waving motion.. I watched in slow motion horror at what I just did... but, somehow, I lucked out,.. the sheet slide off the blades at ~270 degs!?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:36 am
LMGTFY golden girls
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lmgtfy+golden ... 4-1&ia=web
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Girls
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:59 am
I knew the song, but didn't know (remember) that was the theme song.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:11 am
In honor of my best friend, a HUGE Blues fan. . .
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