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Yes. They make a wrong turn and we are the first driveway. The sad part is we get deliveries every day and those truck drivers don't have a problem.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am
Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:06 am
Make sure you give them @SPerman work address and indicate that the challenge must be performed there.Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:48 pm
At a different place I used to work, tractor trailers that were backing in across the street from our building were always driving through our business' front yard. It was always muddy where they kept it tore up, so I planted a sharpened spike in the mud. I don't know if I got any tractor trailer tires, but the guy mowing the lawn was pissed. 
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Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
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Exactly!Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:23 am
The Force is strong in this one.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:33 am
You kids and your expanded universe.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:39 am
Yes, until Disney took over and declared nearly everything "legend" ...Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
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It's a Force vision went wrong.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am
I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)
It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am
Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:38 am
J.J. Abrams ruined Star Trek. "Let's go back in time and we can throw away all of the old universe and start over."
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:05 pm
Most of these shows are written by committee....and it isn't just Disney. Amazon screwed the pooch on LOTR and Wheel of Time.SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)
It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.
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Oh, but with The Mandalorian many good things have been stolen from the now "legend" books and now the writers are praised for their fantastic ideas ...Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am
A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.
Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.
Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.
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They have made the force so over powered in the last sequel trilogy. Even untrained/half trained imitates have more power than Luke/Vader/Yoda.
Snoke they could've done something interesting, but no, Rian Johnson was just like, "Let's shock everyone and kill him and leave the story no place to go because I'm an uber writer who knows best. Oh, and screw the fan base, I'm making my movie."
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:55 am
Vader has that level of power in Obi Wan, but never shows it in the original trilogy. Lifting people, yes. Lifting mountains, pulling space ships out of the sky, no.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am
Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.
They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors
They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:10 am
I didn't mention Grogu, just many things ... like the Mandalorian heritage etc. .Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 am Baby Yoda wasn't mentioned in Legend.
The only good thing Disney did was put Leia in Princess list
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It appears that we have to open a new topic "How Disney ruined good franchises"Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.
They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors
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