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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:51 pm
by SPerman
zxys001 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm ..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know. **
It is 2023. Do they really think having all astronauts of the same sex would prevent hanky panky.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:07 pm
by Frederick_Law
Finger crossed .....

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:32 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
zxys001 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm ..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know. **
Maybe it's pregnancies they're really concerned about avoiding?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm
by Frederick_Law
Female still have chance for pregnancy.
Male is zero.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:24 pm
by SPerman
What kind of a jerk empoyer decides they need to control every second of your life for a year and a half?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:46 pm
by jcapriotti
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm Female still have chance for pregnancy.
Male is zero.
Well.......give them time.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am
by Glenn Schroeder
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:18 pm Female still have chance for pregnancy.
Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:01 am
by jcapriotti
Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.
If Jurassic Park has taught us anything......
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:44 am
by Frederick_Law
Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:44 am Not if it's all females. As far as I know there still needs to be a male involved somehow.
Just need a portion of male .....
Sometime before take off.
Maybe smuggled onboard.
Chance is not 0.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:12 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:36 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:50 am
by Frederick_Law
We shot this one down last week already.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:52 am
by SPerman
We're they worried about pilots getting pregnant before the superbowl?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:43 pm
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 3:50 pm
by Frederick_Law
Do they count for Ace?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:37 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:35 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:20 am
by Frederick_Law
I watched ST Discovery.
I still don't if I'm Now me, Future me, 2000 years old me.
Or me from another universe, holo me, me in someone else body.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:06 pm
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:48 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 7:28 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 1:54 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:59 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:57 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:15 am
by DennisD
KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:57 amBV07mvl.png
Cigar trimmer?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:33 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 5:42 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:38 am
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:25 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2023 5:55 pm
by Frederick_Law
Someone should ask ChatGPT how to fix Solidworks.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 7:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 6:51 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:31 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:08 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 9:50 am
by zxys001
.. ><

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:26 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:19 am
by Frederick_Law
It can be both.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 8:40 am
by Frederick_Law
Ok that would be infinity battle between bad Chuck and good Chuck.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:51 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:39 am
by Frederick_Law
Mine didn't.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 12:15 pm
by SPerman
You're not pushing hard enough. You have to get both pedals all the way to the floor.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:23 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:02 am
by FEAnalyst
KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:51 am premium-dad-jokes-6412d1fb38974__700.jpg
But why is he pushing the brake and the clutch instead ?
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But it's the opposite when it comes to car cloth ;-)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:48 am
by Frederick_Law
FEAnalyst wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:02 am But why is he pushing the brake and the clutch instead ?
Right hand drive.
One on far right is parking brake UU

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:26 am
by FEAnalyst
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:48 am Right hand drive.
One on far right is parking brake UU
Right, that would make sense. I'm not used to that configuration.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:33 am
by KaMei
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