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A man walks into a bar...

That lucky bastard.

Dang, our plan to take over supermarkets has been leaked !!!

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:51 am 602bea8d9ed0f_xfrkoz9regg61__700.jpg

Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!

VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!

Whaaaa........ I never even noticed it!!

What a view of the coastline!

Now that's an airline that knows how to cater to their passengers… why obstruct a picturesque view with engine shrouding.

This would be funny if it weren't real!

Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:
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Now THAT is funny!

KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:24 am JasonPeopleKiller.jpg

That reminds me of the bubble gum cards I'd see in the checkout aisle when I was like 6 or 7 years old for Alien.
One of my coworkers claims to be a horror movie buff, and hadn't seen Alien...How can anyone be a horror fan and have never seen Alien? To me it's up there with the Exorcist as one of the top five...Of course that may have to do with the timeline and when I was growing up?

Both Alien and Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely weren't meant for kids, but they didn't exactly only market them to adults.

I'm torn about this being funny, or cruel (I guess it's both)...This kid definitely won't forget this incident:

Something to always keep in mind:

I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...

@mattpeneguy

The worst thing about the whole debacle (how it looks from the outside), is there is no concern for the limit of time...  There was no time management, no time goals (except for the April 2nd cutoff date), there are no timely updates from SW - Just a whole lot of garbage, yeah I'm sore, yeah it doesn't help that we moved to Fusion 3 6 0     

My daughter put this up where she works.

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:44 pmimage.png

You speaking from experience?

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I think we need to post that on the main page here, although I fear that we would fare no better. Too many here willing to bleed purple.

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I had a similar one on my office door for a while. Notice the asterisk, and the fine print at bottom. It says "Previous record excluding weekends and holidays is 0."

@DennisD It would seem that Cap'n Crunch has been giving himself promotions over the years. Quite the pirate I'd say.

Ensign Crunch _
Lieutenant Crunch _
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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...

WT!?

..this one still makes me

zxys001 wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me

I got it right away. It reminds me of when the former airplane hangar where I work was remodeled. The building is about 300' long, with a 120' wide clear span down the middle that's full of equipment, material, and various other objects with an aisle left open down the middle. The mechanical, construction, and electronics shops, restrooms, a lunch room, hallways to exterior doors, and a couple offices go down each side. When it was remodeled they had to put Braille signs beside each of those doors. I still haven't figured out how a blind person would ever even find one of those signs in order to be able to read it.

zxys001 wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me

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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel
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He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now