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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2023 1:54 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:52 am
by Glenn Schroeder
KaMei wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:27 amwxlP7RP.jpeg
I did send that one to my wife, who loves Hallmark movies, yesterday evening. She said it wasn't true, but only after she laughed.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:41 am
by KaMei
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:52 am I did send that one to my wife, who loves Hallmark movies, yesterday evening. She said it wasn't true, but only after she laughed.
Even my wife, who binge-watches these "movies" admits, that the plots are too similar, yet still entertaining and very easy to watch because you can be on the cell-phone at the same time ... without missing anything significant ...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:43 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:37 am
by SPerman
KaMei wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:41 am Even my wife, who binge-watches these "movies" admits, that the plots are too similar, yet still entertaining and very easy to watch because you can be on the cell-phone at the same time ... without missing anything significant ...
I recently switched streaming services, and the new one has a dozen different Hallmark channels, all playing christmas movies. (Maybe it's less than 12, but it's way more than I ever knew existed.)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:03 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:02 am
by mattpeneguy
SPerman wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:37 am I recently switched streaming services, and the new one has a dozen different Hallmark channels, all playing christmas movies. (Maybe it's less than 12, but it's way more than I ever knew existed.)
Which streaming service has that many channels?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:03 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:25 am
by zxys001
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Σας ευχαριστώ κύριε μπορεί να έχω άλλο
Sas efcharistó kýrie boreí na écho állo
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:31 am
by SPerman
mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:02 am Which streaming service has that many channels?
I switched to Youtube TV, but it didn't have the history channel, so I also signed up for Frndly. There are 4 Hallmark channels, but there's also several "Dove" channels that show similar content.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:55 am
by mattpeneguy
Thanks,
When I looked at YoutubeTV it was expensive...
Yep, still expensive:
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Though, I guess it's all relative. We don't watch a whole lot of TV and have a long backlog of shows to catch up on.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:03 am
by SPerman
I came from Directv streaming app, which is twice that. At one time it was a cheap alternative to having a dish on your roof. Now it's just as expensive.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:15 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:17 am
by Frederick_Law
That sounds like my boss.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 1:55 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:25 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:41 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:22 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:24 am
by DennisD
KaMei wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:22 amdgUu3wC.jpeg
This is absolutely brilliant!!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:01 am
by SPerman
BBROY... is no help when you are color blind. Where did I leave my ohmeter?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:54 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:24 am
by Frederick_Law
It's a fluke already.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:55 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:51 pm
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:28 pm
by jcapriotti
KaMei wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:22 amdgUu3wC.jpeg
Correct answers are denied access due to likelihood of being AI.....or someone with too much time on their hands. That said, let's talk screw thread standards :geek:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:22 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:03 am
by zxys001
KaMei wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:22 am4zZEtwr.jpeg
what the "shim"! :o .. this happened here.. in 2003 - https://llis.nasa.gov/lesson/1580

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:38 am
by SPerman
Well, there's your problem.
The necessary 24 bolts to secure the adapter plate were not in place

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:46 am
by Frederick_Law
A 290 mil wake up call.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 5:02 pm
by zxys001
SPerman wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:38 am Well, there's your problem.
yeah,.. blame the "contractor"! grumph

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:07 am
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:46 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:58 am
by SPerman
Christmas in Iceland is hard core.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:07 pm
by Frederick_Law
Note to self: Don't go to Iceland in Christmas.
I've never received new clothes before Christmas.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:39 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:14 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:51 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:08 am
by Frederick_Law
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Perfect, make sure all the $#!+ spread to the whole house.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 2:00 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:32 am
by mattpeneguy
Christmas is approaching. Here's a gift idea:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:45 am
by DennisD
So close to getting it right!

Since Advent ends on the 24th he needs end up face down on the pavement on the 24th.


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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2023 4:29 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:15 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:28 pm
by Frederick_Law
DennisD wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:45 am So close to getting it right!

Since Advent ends on the 24th he needs end up face down on the pavement on the 24th.



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I thought it's the Trump Tower .....

I should not be this dark before Christmas .....

Maybe that'll sell better .....

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:31 pm
by SPerman
I thought it was some sort of sick 9/11 reference.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:40 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:18 pm
by zxys001
KaMei wrote: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:40 amTBZMRcP.jpeg
..hmm?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2023 1:48 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:10 am
by SPerman
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