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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:34 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:22 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:37 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:26 am
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:23 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:32 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:57 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2024 5:29 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 1:35 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am
by DennisD
Boeing has fixed the problem.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:27 am
by Frederick_Law
Impossible, only Canadian can do do that.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 2:06 pm
by SamSpade
DennisD wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
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What I want to know is where can I get a roll of duct tape like that.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:44 am
by Tera
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:45 am
by Tera
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:45 am
by Tera
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:08 am
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
image.png [/quote] Dennis, That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine: [attachment=0]image.png
Dennis,
That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:06 am
by Frederick_Law
Just need Certified tapes.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:03 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:22 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:07 am
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:47 pm
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:04 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 11:53 am
by Frederick_Law
New screening question when you get on the plane:
Are you mechanic?
Yes.
We'll move you to windows seat.
Great!
And here is you toolbox.
For what?
Fix the hidden door when it get lose.
.....

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:40 pm
by SPerman
All joking aside, from what we are learning about this incident (on the heels of the software fatalities) makes me think they are lucky they haven't had even more catastrophies.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 2:31 pm
by Frederick_Law
And proof that an iPhone survived the drop.

So why does the phone break falling off the table? grumph

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:12 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:59 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:39 am
by Frederick_Law
If you reply, you lost.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:24 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:32 am
by Frederick_Law
KaMei wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 amsY6MrKv.jpeg
Sometime the beast found a full meal .....

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:57 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:35 pm
by Frederick_Law
KaMei wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:56 amsY6MrKv.jpeg
Just ate hundreds poppy seed.
I'll do a count tomorrow morning.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 3:41 pm
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:28 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:52 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:36 am
by zxys001
So many good ones! https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-sid ... llows-quot

but... viking helmet design got me ;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:49 am
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:49 pm
by Frederick_Law
Wow he got some Wonka chocolate.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 1:30 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:38 am
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:39 am
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:39 am
by zxys001
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:06 pm
by Frederick_Law
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:43 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:30 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:47 am
by Glenn Schroeder
mattpeneguy wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:30 amimage.png
I can remember cassettes doing that, back when I had a cassette player in my truck. If you were careful you could wind it back up using a pencil.