Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am
by mattpeneguy
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Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 9:19 am
Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.
@Glenn Schroeder, It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 10:07 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm
by zxys001
..levels of modeling hell
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 1:00 pm
by zxys001
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am
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@Glenn Schroeder, It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...
..yeah, if only he wore a Immortan Joe face mask?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 1:02 pm
by mattpeneguy
zxys001 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm
..levels of modeling hell
Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm
by mattpeneguy
SamSpade wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 2:45 pm
Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank
Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 3:30 pm
by SamSpade
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm
Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...
My bad, I didn't look closely enough. Thought it was a pickup / flatbed.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:37 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 2:23 am
by Steen Winther
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 6:52 am
by Roasted By John
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 7:54 am
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:19 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm
by VicFrauenfeld
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:19 pmimage.png
I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm
by mattpeneguy
VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm
I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.
I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:
Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...
Many years ago I was going down the road out in the country (yes, it was in Texas) and saw an unusual vehicle parked near a house. It was a great big 4-wheel drive chassis . . . with an bright red Corvette body.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 7:35 pm
by jcapriotti
VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm
I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.
He probably enjoyed the show up until........
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 12:44 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 5:56 pm
by mattpeneguy
Sooo...they lifted the mask mandate for vaccinated people, but I didn't see guidance on public waterfountains...Is it okay to go back to drinking from them like this?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 8:04 pm
by zxys001
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm
I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:
Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...
..too many tatter tots
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm
by DennisD
Because they can!
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 5:30 pm
by mattpeneguy
Don't worry Dassault, your platform may be ready by the time everything switches back to all caps...So no need to change a thing...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 4:10 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 7:39 am
by DennisD
DennisD wrote: ↑Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm
Because they can!