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SPerman wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:20 pm Sadly, this wasn't said as a joke. I think he has a future at DSS if he ever decides to leave McLaren.

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McLaren is the local hospice for this area. Maybe he's already dead. :lol:
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This is a spinoff of the company that fields the F1 racing team, among other things.
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We are a holy order, an ancient brotherhood of lepers. Unclean, unclean.
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...With everything going on THIS is the best headline story ya got?
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Don't recall if this has been shared before...

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I can relate. . .
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Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it? :D
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister. ;;
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zxys001 wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 am Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it? :D
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister. ;;
Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.
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SPerman wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:29 am Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.
..my humor perspective in this all so subtle human conflict is imagining the believer entering their twilight kumbaya intersection zone (red/green yellow (go fast!) while wanting to tear wings off of possible angels because, dammit, they're in my way and I'm late to an appointment (rage with an merica waving flag and gun rack)... yet, a message on a bumper reminding them to "honk"... brings them back a calm and common ground to reassess of their xmas love and fidelity for one another (hugs/kisses)?
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Glenn Schroeder wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions

This is why I don't spend much time arguing with people on the internet.
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.. can't be too safe.
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