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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:15 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:05 pm
by DanPihlaja
DennisD wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:15 pm
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I am not sure that I would last the 2nd phone call.... LOL

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 6:33 am
by the_h4mmer
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:15 am
by the_h4mmer
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:54 am
by DennisD
the_h4mmer wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:15 am SWX-updates.jpg
THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:06 am
by jcapriotti
DennisD wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:54 am THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."
I'm happy and sad at the same time.....confusing mix of emotions.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am
by the_h4mmer
It's been a long day, time to crash
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 7:52 am
by DennisD
the_h4mmer wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash
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Well then, you should wake up refreshed since you'll be starting new.

But don't expect a wake-up call to be generated from those sheets. That's a one-way communication.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:07 am
by mattpeneguy
the_h4mmer wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash
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I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:47 pm
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:07 am I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!
And a shirt!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:54 pm
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:47 pmAnd a shirt!
I don't know, maybe it should be made into a cape, since they think our tools are for 5 year olds?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:57 am
by the_h4mmer
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 11:56 am
by Glenn Schroeder
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 12:58 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 4:24 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:52 am
by the_h4mmer
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:49 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:41 pm
by mattpeneguy
KaMei wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am
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I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:
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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:22 pm
by VicFrauenfeld
KaMei wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am ThereIFixedIt159.jpg
As long as they weld the strapping to the gas tank, they should be good to go! <()> ;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:04 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
KaMei wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am ThereIFixedIt159.jpg
I don't see any, but there's just got to be some duct tape under there somewhere.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:30 pm
by SPerman
Duct tape is for rednecks. Clearly this guy is way too classy for duct tape.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:50 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 3:44 pm
by JSculley
mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:41 pm I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:
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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.
In my younger years I had a used 1980 Camaro that spent spent far too much time in the salt encrusted northern winters. When one of the exhaust pipes snapped just ahead of the muffler and I didn't have the cash or tools to repair it I took a steel soup can, cut both ends off, slit it down the side wrapped it around the two halves of the pipe an used two worm gear hose clamps to hold it. I think I drove it for about a year like that.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2022 2:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:54 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 2:15 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:16 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am
by Glenn Schroeder
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:42 am
by SamSpade
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Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:05 am
by Tahhhd
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I saw that, but didn't want to click on it . . . Thanks for sharing it!
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EDIT: I have all my views minimized so that I can see more than 3 posts on a screen.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:34 am
by AlexLachance
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am image.png
These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 6:32 pm
by jcapriotti
SamSpade wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:42 am Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.
Dude, 3DX sux, but I don't care.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:59 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:45 am
by mattpeneguy
AlexLachance wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:34 am These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.
Maybe they've found a viable way to monetize their platform and turn a profit?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:07 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:12 pm
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:16 pm
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 3:06 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 02, 2022 1:34 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 03, 2022 2:19 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 04, 2022 1:43 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 11:20 am
by DennisD
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 1:43 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 8:59 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 7:36 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 1:59 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 8:13 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Hurricane season is coming. Stay safe!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 7:42 am
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 8:13 pm image.png
Hurricane season is coming. Stay safe!
That's actually a handy tip!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 11:09 am
by zxys001
..extra hand or finger food