Typical of the media, I wonder how long this has been going on?...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:22 pm
by zxys001
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 1:47 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:23 am
by zxys001
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:55 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 8:09 am
by mattpeneguy
Does he get the $5 difference back when they catch him?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:25 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 5:22 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 2:27 pm
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 2:34 pm
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:07 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 1:45 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:54 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:33 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:44 am
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:38 pm
by DennisD
Not that there was any doubt that Dilbert lives. . .
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:41 pm
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 10:05 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:28 pm
by jcapriotti
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Jun 18, 2022 10:05 amimage.png
Zod and the Krypts?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:29 pm
by jcapriotti
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:30 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:06 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:36 am
by DennisD
KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:06 amJustPaint.jpg
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Wow! That's an unbelievable paint job!
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:21 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:22 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:31 am
by Glenn Schroeder
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:21 amimage.png
A friend of mine worked at the local livestock auction decades ago when he was in his teens. One day he was working on and they saw a 4-door car in line with all the trucks and trailers. He said they didn't think too much about it, because people would occasionally bring in a baby calf or goat with a car, but when the car got to the head of the line it had a 400 pound calf in the back. I'll never forget him saying "They had so many ropes on it all it could do was bellow and s***, and it was doing plenty of both."
Anyway, they untied the ropes and opened the doors and let it jump out. I'm sure glad I wasn't the one that had to clean the car out afterwards.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 2:22 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 2:36 am
by Ömür Tokman
In my childhood, we didn't have remote controls in our house yet. The little children of the house used to work as a remote control in those days The system was quite simple. Our mom or dad used to tell us a channel name. There were only a few TV channels anyway. We would detect the mother/father command sound with our ear sensors and find out which channel it corresponds to in our brain. Then we would change the channel by pressing the button on the TV with our fingers.
Then came the remote controls. We children lost our job where we earned candy and chocolate in return Because we had succumbed to technology. I hate technology to this day.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 1:42 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:09 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:18 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 1:55 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:27 am
by Ömür Tokman
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:13 am
by KaMei
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:57 am
by Ömür Tokman
KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:13 am
...........
It's nice to know I'm not alone!
When people persistently tried to open the door, I wrote a similar image to the office entrance. Since the boss thought that the 4 warning signs were exaggerated, he had 3 warning signs removed after 2 months. Now there is only one warning sign.
Despite this, the lock was broken 3 times in 1 year.
inscription on the warning sign.
Please don't force the door
Press the bell!