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Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:14 am
by mattpeneguy
Figured I'd start posting these here. I'll see if pictures work:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:16 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:16 pm
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:41 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:54 am
by Merovingien
sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?
in the joke, there were only jokes.
and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:03 am
by DanPihlaja
Merovingien wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:54 am
sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?
in the joke, there were only jokes.
and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Yes, you are correct.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:53 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:55 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:38 am
by matt
Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:41 pm
Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.
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Beverly Hillbillies?
Green Acres?
Andy Griffith?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:57 am
by Glenn Schroeder
matt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:38 am
Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:41 pm
Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.
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Beverly Hillbillies?
Green Acres?
Andy Griffith?
You nailed it with your third guess. They appeared in several episodes of the Andy Griffith show. The one on the right was the father, Briscoe Darling. HIs two sons never spoke. By the way, the same actor who played the father was Uncle Jesse on the old Dukes of Hazzard show.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:39 am
by burhop
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:35 pm
by Merovingien
dpihlaja wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:03 am
Merovingien wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:54 am
sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?
in the joke, there were only jokes.
and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Yes, you are correct.
but "watercooling" seems doing the same stuff,
but "joke thread title" isn't general enough
like the "Kitty Dump" was,
maybe we should unify to
only one thread ??
to discuss about : general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:25 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:26 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:29 am
by Glenn Schroeder
That reminds me of something I saw years ago, where someone was bragging that he had zero carbon footprint because he always took the bus.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:11 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:12 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:26 am
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:32 am
by Merovingien
maybe we should merge the two thread into one only ?
Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean) + Watercooler Talk
to have only one thread for : general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:58 pm
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 7:50 am
by DennisD
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 8:54 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 8:55 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 11:11 am
by DennisD
Ummm, social distancing at it worst?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 2:05 pm
by Frederick_Law
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DS get something done in 2 weeks?
They can't even give you a SPR
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:48 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:41 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:42 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:36 am
by bnemec
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:01 pm
by mattpeneguy
bnemec wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:36 amimage.png
@bnemec that's not funny...that's just sad...DS, "I'm sorry that's the best that you could do." I'm posting that over to the Swamp.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:04 pm
by jcapriotti
bnemec wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:36 amimage.png
Thanks, now I need to clean the coffee from my monitors.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:58 am
by Roasted By John
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:59 am
by Roasted By John
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:16 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:18 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:29 pm
by Jaylin Hochstetler
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:36 pm
by mattpeneguy
As long as they are labeled good on the other end, everything should be fine, right?
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 3:06 pm
by Jaylin Hochstetler
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:36 pm
As long as they are labeled good on the other end, everything should be fine, right?
No. it'll screw up the eddiecurrents and the magnaflux.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:59 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:00 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:08 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:41 am
by RickB
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:46 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:47 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:49 am
by Roasted By John
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 am
by mattpeneguy
Is this true
@AlexLachance and
@Frederick_Law ?
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:37 am
by mattpeneguy
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:52 am
by AlexLachance
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 am
Is this true @AlexLachance and @Frederick_Law ?
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I've seen similar things around so I guess it kind of is
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:01 am
by mattpeneguy
AlexLachance wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:52 am
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 am
Is this true @AlexLachance and @Frederick_Law ?
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I've
seen similar things around so I guess it kind of is
I thought hockey fights were something all Canadians participated in...kinda like bbqing in TX or eating crawfish in LA...
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:03 pm
by RickB