Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:00 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:41 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:58 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:05 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:51 am

Frederick_Law · Post by **Frederick_Law** » Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:25 am

M&M are watching you:

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:13 pm

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:10 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:16 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:41 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:21 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 11, 2024 5:54 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:00 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:05 am

Maybe I'd have watched this movie if this was an actual scene...

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:28 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:05 am Maybe I'd have watched this movie if this was an actual scene...
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@mattpeneguy, These are pure GOLD!

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:09 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:34 am

zxys001 · Post by **zxys001** » Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:49 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:30 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:32 pm

zxys001 · Post by **zxys001** » Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:47 pm

What happens on Easter,... oh no!

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:40 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:34 pm

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:48 am

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:15 pm

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:12 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:02 pm

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:37 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:02 pmimage.png

Just. . . wow!

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Sat Apr 06, 2024 8:48 am

I did not like that movie.

jcapriotti · Post by **jcapriotti** » Sat Apr 06, 2024 12:18 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2024 8:48 am I did not like that movie.

Based on a true story I heard.

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:53 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:11 am

Frederick_Law · Post by **Frederick_Law** » Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:31 am

Nice balance on the strip.

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:40 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:15 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:15 am

Frederick_Law · Post by **Frederick_Law** » Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:39 am

My watch said my stress level is high after read this post.
Doing breathing exercise .....

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:39 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:13 am

zxys001 · Post by **zxys001** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:12 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:31 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:27 am

mattpeneguy · Post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:13 pm

Frederick_Law · Post by **Frederick_Law** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:10 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:14 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Fri May 03, 2024 1:44 am

KaMei · Post by **KaMei** » Tue May 07, 2024 2:25 am

zxys001 · Post by **zxys001** » Sun May 12, 2024 1:31 pm

(real sign)

zxys001 · Post by **zxys001** » Sun May 12, 2024 1:33 pm

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Mon May 13, 2024 10:06 am

I saw this on LinkedIn. I thought it to be funny, humorous, jocular, entertaining, comical, amusing, witty, laughable, whimsical, mirthful.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.