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He that finds his life will lose it, and he who loses his life for [Christ's] sake will find it. Matt. 10:39
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This is a spinoff of the company that fields the F1 racing team, among other things.
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When you don't want to have to go outside to the electric fence for your thrills. . .
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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We are a holy order, an ancient brotherhood of lepers. Unclean, unclean.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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...With everything going on THIS is the best headline story ya got?
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Looks good.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Don't recall if this has been shared before...
Little Known Fact, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series not to feature Sylvester Stallone.
Little Known Fact, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series not to feature Sylvester Stallone.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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I can relate. . .
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Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it?
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister.
"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.
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..my humor perspective in this all so subtle human conflict is imagining the believer entering their twilight kumbaya intersection zone (red/green yellow (go fast!) while wanting to tear wings off of possible angels because, dammit, they're in my way and I'm late to an appointment (rage with an merica waving flag and gun rack)... yet, a message on a bumper reminding them to "honk"... brings them back a calm and common ground to reassess of their xmas love and fidelity for one another (hugs/kisses)?
..things that make you think,.... hmmmmm,... uhmm, yeah, sure, Jan.
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
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I disagree with you @Glenn Schroeder...Let's discuss it...Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions
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Problem solved...
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...don't look at your...
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.. can't be too safe.
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
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“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Problem solved
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